Crazy in love, crazy in loveI’m crazy in love with youCrazy in love, crazy in loveI’m madly in love with you I’m madly in love and can’t sleep at nightYou’re on my mind the whole dayThinking of you in sunshine and moonlightMadly in love will I stay Crazy about you, crazy about youI’m just crazy […]
What Brittany says, if true, is most lamentableHe broke the law and must be held accountableAs his First Assistant he grabbed my butt and breastI was afraid to say that I was sexually oppressed. Under my blouse he grabbed my breastThis I avow and to this will attestWhat he did to me was a sexual […]
We got married on the InternetMarried on the WebWe fell in love the day we metAnd promised soon to wedMarried on the World Wide WebWe thought to tie the knotBefore we met in personOr in case we soon forgot. I found her on the Internet, no mail order bride for meShe was surfing on the […]
I can’t believeI’m so in love with youI can’t believe that it is trueBut then you say you love me tooThat’s why I’m so in love with you So in love with you am II cross my heart and hope to dieShould e’er I dare tell you a lieAnd break your heart or make you […]
She lives across the ocean near the South China SeaShe’s a Filipina beauty and she fell in love with meShe lives so far away I have to call her every dayJust to let her know I love her so and in every way. She’s got the sweetest smile on earth and sings like a choir […]
I love Honeylove and she loves meOh, how happy we will beWhen to marriage we say ‘I do’In hopes and prayers our dreams come true T’was on the World Wide Web we metWhile Skyping on the InternetThe prettiest face I’ve ever seenShe is a Filipina beauty queen l’ll love her for eternityAnd ever faithful shall […]
Nobody loves me like you doLike I’ve never been loved beforeThat’s why I promise to love youNow and forevermore Nobody’s loved me like you doTrue love like your love is rareThat’s why I’ll forever love youAnd with you my heart and soul share No one has loved me like you doIt’s for you now that […]
Although ten thousand miles from meO’er mighty oceans, land and seaHalfway around the world she livesBut still her heart to me she gives I can’t believe it happened to meTo love I was as blind as blind can beBut then I met you from out of the blueAnd now I can see and know love […]
‘Twas in the merry month of MayThat I awoke on Mother’s DayAnd opened up the window for fresh airWhen who to my surprise appeared before my eyesAs if forever waiting patiently there? I couldn’t believe my eyes and blurted forth her nameMother … mother, what are you doing here?How is it you are able on […]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallWhich really wasn’t a wall at allIt’s rather a photo of a man on a wallWhich hangs there until it will finally fall Such a photo is that of Sigmund FreudWhose use of cocaine was like an opioidAlong with Darwin and Marx his figure stood tallUntil at last from the […]